INTERNATIONAL GUERILLAS (90) aka International Gorillay. Sidesplitting Pakistani exploitation epic (it runs over 3 hours!) about a group of self-appointed holy warriors tracking down evil infidel and super criminal Salman Rushdie! Yes, that’s right the relatively mild-mannered author of “The Satanic Verses” is portrayed here as a Bondian uber-villain who’s plotting to bring the Islamic world to its knees by opening a chain of casinos and discotheques throughout Pakistan! So outrageous and over the top that it borders on the hallucinatory (what else would you call flying Korans that shoot killer laser beams?), this baby is an absolute MUST SEE and by all rights should replace The Rocky Horror Picture Show as the ultimate “midnight movie.” Thanks to one of our well connected clients and a team of professional translators this masterpiece is NOW AVAILABLE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES!!! But wait, that's not all! I’m also throwing in a copy of the original Fatwa issued against Rushdie, some useful translators' notes (my favorite part is where they all agreed that it was the stupidest movie they'd ever seen) and even some back story on how this flick was almost censored in England and who its unlikely champion was! (C)
The Islamic world is in crisis with the publication of Salman Rushdie's Satanic Verses. Rushdie wants Pakistan, the stronghold of Islam, to fall. Determined to foil his plans are a trio of brothers who form a holy army to destroy Rushdie. Rushdie plans to drive the final nails into the coffin of Islam by opening a new chain of Casino's and Disco's spreading contemptable vice and debauchery. Mustafa Qureshi, hen pecked to death by his demented wife, decides to call it a day with his day job at the Police station and induct his unemployed brothers to create a Mujahid (God's soldiers) trio whose sole aim is to seek out and destroy the despised Salman Rushdie before he manages to destory all virtue and decency on the planet.
INTERNATIONAL GUERILLAS-- Abysmally made, anti-semetic, hopelessly wrong-headed 3 hour action opus from Pakistan. It's like an Islamic version of a live-action Chick comic. Brain-dead holy warriors set out to kill sadistic, arch-super-villian Salman Rushdie ("I love the smell of Islamic blood!!"). Non stop action atrocity that must be seen to be believed. And it's actually subtitled! Yikes!
IL LE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
